A friend sent me this and I thought it was a perfect description of “Orange Jesus.”
The election is rigged…..unless I win.
The news is fake….unless it’s flattering.
Everything’s a hoax…..unless I tweet it.
Nepotism is bad…..unless it’s my family.
I’m rich….but you can’t see my taxes.
I’m smart…..but you can’t see my grades.
I’m a patriot….but I dodged the draft.
I’m successful….but my businesses fail.
My staff is the best…..until I fire them.
I’m innocent….but I refuse to testify.
Did they miss anything? Plenty but this is enough don’t you think?
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