I decided to interview Chachi, the cat. He’s quite a character and probably has LOTS to say about his life as an indoor cat and mommy’s sweetheart and buddy.
ME: “Are you ready for the interview?”
HIM: “I sure am. Shoot!”
ME: “Tell me about your life. What could be better?”
HIM: “That’s a big question and you probably don’t want to know. Here goes….I love my life and I love my mommy but I need a companion. One of my kind.”
ME: “You mean a friend to play with?”
HIM: “Nope. Someone I can BOSS around.”
ME: “You boss me around, isn’t that enough?”
HIM: “Yeah, but you’re not that easy to boss around. I need someone who will sit quietly and agree to everything I say.”
ME: “You mean you want to be a dictator?”
HIM: “If that’s what they call them, then yes. I have no power in this house and I need POWER!“
He stands up, runs his paw over his face and turns his big expressive eyes on me. It’s a gaze that’s unwavering and it tells me he knows what he is doing.
ME: “Power like in what you do to those stuffed birds?”
His stuffed birds are a mess. Some have their stuffing halfway out and some have parts missing! Like I’ve said before, the little guy has this passive-aggressive thing going.
HIM: “Sort of. My mommy is nice but she’s weird at times. She lets me have my way but sometimes it comes to a screeching halt and I better behave or else! This is not being BOSS but a slave. Cats were not made to be slaves. The Pharaohs viewed us with deep respect and they believed that we were divine beings. Their admiration for us was so great that they dressed us in jewelry and mummified us upon death. Furthermore, anyone who harmed us were severely punished. They considered us to be magical creatures.”
ME: “Hmm….you sure are one smart kitty. I guess that’s why your other name is Einstein?”
HIM: “You got that right!
He gives me this side-eyed look and sprawls on his back all the time looking at me.
ME: “How can I make your life better?”
HIM: “Easy, agree to everything I want and you’ve got it made!”
Time to end the interview. Little Macho was back on his horse and it was time to show him who is really the BOSS.
ME: “Go play Chachi. I’ve got things to do.”
HIM: “I knew it! You never listen, that is your problem amongst other things! “
That was the end of an uneventful interview. The little brat is sitting in his window seat and contemplating, Mutiny on the Bounty! Oh well, some days are better than others and I have no intention of making him the BOSS!
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That is a real little dictator/boss in the making….of course under the rulership of Mommy 😄😄😄😄
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That’s only half the story! The Little Macho has a way about him but he is adorable and he is the little love of my life! Thank you.
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😂 Chachi sounds like quite the character! I love how he’s channeling his inner Pharaoh—definitely knows his worth. That side-eyed look and his “Mutiny on the Bounty” plotting had me laughing. Thanks for sharing his hilarious personality!
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That “channeling his inner Pharaoh cracked me up!” It is exactly what he does. He is really quite a character but adorable and cute as a button. 🙏
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