Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Woman: Yes because we have to repeat everything!
Man: What?
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The Woman’s Guide To Love AND Lasting Relationships
Find a man who makes you laugh.
Find a man who has a good job and can cook.
Find a man who is honest.
Find a man who will pamper you and give you gifts.
Find a man who is awesome in the bedroom.
Most of all it is very important that these five men never meet!
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Nurse: The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.
Husband: What did she say?
Wife: They want your underwear.
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A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world…..oh sorry……that’s wine……wine does that.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mentioned it.
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What women think of their a**:
10% think it is too small.
30% think it is too big.
AND
60% said they love it and wouldn’t trade HIM for anything!
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Ladies, have you ever noticed that all your problems start with Men?
MEN-opause
MEN-strual cramps
MEN-tal illness
MEN-tal breakdown
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Have a great day.
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