I’m embracing humor with open arms these days. Jokes, stand-up comedy and anything that tickles the funny bone is all par for the course and believe me it brings joy into my life and a lighter outlook on life. Here are a few more jokes to bring a wholehearted laugh or even a smile to your face.
A Women’s Perfect Breakfast
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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WIFE vs. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically. ‘Relatives of yours?’
‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’
Smart wife and the husband is on the back of the milk carton by the way!
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An Equal Opportunity Joke!
Not all men are idiots……..
………Some REMAIN single!
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Father and Son
Father: “Son, if you don’t stop playing with that thing you’ll go blind!”
Son: “Dad, I’m over here!”
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Hell’s Rewards!
A guy dies and having been far from perfect in life, finds himself in hell. The devil greets him and says he’ll have to pick from one of three rooms.
He looks in the first room and he sees people screaming in pain as they burn in a massive fire.
He looks in the second room and he sees people being violently torn to shreds by a giant, raging gorilla.
He looks in the third room and there are people sitting in vats of s**t all the way to their neck but they are also drinking coffee. He thinks sitting in s**t is not that great but at least you get coffee. He chooses Room #3. He gets into the vat and he gets his cup of coffee. He takes a sip and thinks, not bad at all. Then the supervisor blows a whistle and says, “OK everyone, break is over. Back on your heads!”
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