Here are two more jokes to tickle your funny bone. I think they are funny but you may think otherwise.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?”
Son: “At school.”
The robot slaps the son. “Okay, I went to the movies!” The fathers asks, “Which one?”
Son: “Harry Potter.”
The robot slaps the son again. “Okay, I was watching porn!” The father replies, “What?” When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
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A man is driving down the road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out his window and yells, “BITCH!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge PIG in the middle of the road.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If only men would listen.
Amen to that!
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