LOL!

It’s Sunday and time to relax and a dose of laughter doesn’t hurt either. Enjoy!

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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. “Reverend,” she wailed. “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!”

“Calm down, my child,” said the minister. “It’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight.”

“I know, I know!” said Joanna. “But what am I going to do with the BODY?”

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THREE WISE WOMEN: You do know…..what would have happened if it had been three wise woman instead of three wise men, dou’t you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought practical gifts.

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A guy is walking on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy. The guy thinks about it and says, “I’d like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can’t be done because it would be technogically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else. The guys thinks about it and very enthusiastically wishes he would understand women.

The genie then said, “Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?”

🤣🤣🤣

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I’m still looking for that frog and mermaid but I’ll add the genie to my wishlist as well!