A wife told her husband, “Go out and get something that makes me look sexy.”
He went out and came back drunk!
How does that song go? “The Girls Get Prettier at Closing Time?”
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A man told his wife that he had invited a friend home for dinner. His wife said, “Are you crazy, the house is a mess, we don’t have any food in the house, and I don’t feel like cooking anyway. Why would you do that?”
He replied, “Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married!”
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