A very jealous husband calls his wife from the office every morning to make sure she’s at home.
“Honey, where are you?”
“At home, love.”
“Are you sure?”
“Of course – where else would I be?”
“Then turn on the blender next to the phone so I’ll have proof you’re really at home.”
The wife switches on the blender and, hearing the noise, he relaxes.
“Okay, honey. See you at home tonight.”
This goes on every day: she has to prove it with the blender’s sound.
One day, the husband leaves work early, gets home, and only finds their son. Surprised, he asks:
“Where’s Mom?”
“I don’t know – she went out with the blender!”
🤣🤣🤣
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