God said to Adam, “I have some good news and some bad.” Adam asked for the good news first. God answered, “I’m giving you a brain and a penis.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked Adam.
God replied, “I’m only giving you enough blood for one of them to work at a time!”
Now, it all makes sense!
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A new group of male applicants had just arrived in heaven. Peter looked them over and ordered, “All men who were henpecked on earth, please step to the left, all those who were bosses in their own homes, step to the right.”
The line quickly formed on the left. Only one man stepped to the right. Peter looked at the frail little man standing by himself and inquired, “What makes you think you belong on that side?” Without hesitation, the meek little man explained, “Because this is where my wife told me to stand.”
He sure knows his place and well-trained at that!
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A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”
What do you think is the medical term?
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