The Best Laid Plans…..

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“Sundays – sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy.” Unknown

I had something like that in mind when I went to bed last night. I had finished my meditation ritual and all was calm in my part of the world. Chachi, the cat, was taking it all in stride because by now he knew the human well and when she donned one of her, two sizes too big t-shirts, it meant lights out and quiet time was around the corner. It was time to toe the line.

Chachi behaved and I had a goodnight’s sleep. I had visions of spending most of Sunday in bed having breakfast delivered in bed by my non-existent robotic chef! All the plans were laid-out in my head and I was looking forward to a peaceful Sunday.

You guessed it! Chachi, aka, Little Einstein and the Little Brat had other plans. Sundays are just like any other day so at 5:30 in the morning, he started his usual, “wake the human up” routine. This involves tapping on the head. If that doesn’t work, he had other tried and true methods in his arsenal. One that works without fail is his loud sighing right next to one ear! If that doesn’t work, one method that will have the human jumping out of bed is to fly over her head and land on the other side with a loud thud! He opted for the last method this morning and I woke up with a start but who cares! All that mattered to him was that his mission got accomplished!

So all my best laid out plans of having a peaceful and no stress Sunday went to hell in a hand basket!

“Coffee, pajamas and no plans – that’s how I Sunday.” Unknown

Not today folks. Chachi has other plans!

Have an amazing Sunday.

The Best Laid Plans…..

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“Sundays – sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy.” Unknown

I had something like that in mind when I went to bed last night. I had finished my meditation ritual and all was calm in my part of the world. Chachi, the cat, was taking it all in stride because by now he knew the human well and when she donned one of her, two sizes too big t-shirts, it meant lights out and quiet time was around the corner. It was time to toe the line.

Chachi behaved and I had a goodnight’s sleep. I had visions of spending most of Sunday in bed having breakfast delivered in bed by my non-existent robotic chef! All the plans were laid-out in my head and I was looking forward to a peaceful Sunday.

You guessed it! Chachi, aka, Little Einstein and the Little Brat had other plans. Sundays are just like any other day so at 5:30 in the morning, he started his usual, “wake the human up” routine. This involves tapping on the head. If that doesn’t work, he had other tried and true methods in his arsenal. One that works without fail is his loud sighing right next to one ear! If that doesn’t work, one method that will have the human jumping out of bed is to fly over her head and land on the other side with a loud thud! He opted for the last method this morning and I woke up with a start but who cares! All that mattered was mission accomplished!

He did exactly that and all my best laid out plans of having a peaceful and no stress Sunday went to hell in a hand basket!

“Coffee, pajamas and no plans – that’s how I Sunday.”

Not today folks. Chachi has other plans!

Have an amazing Sunday.

Sleep, Where Art Thou? (Archives)

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Ever laid awake all night and wondered why sleep is evading you?  If you have, you’re not alone.  Say hello to your comrade-in-arms.  It started several months ago.  Out of the blue, my sleepless nights appeared wearing bells and grinning from ear to ear and since then I go to bed with good intentions but alas, “sleep” is nowhere to be found.

After months of feeling like a walking zombie, I started looking for natural remedies to my sleep problems.  I tried yoga and did everything that was asked of me short of turning myself into a pretzel and although yoga helped to keep me pliable like warm taffy, it didn’t help me as far as sleep was concerned.  Next on my list was a warm cup of milk.  Sprinkle some turmeric, stir it around to turn it into a golden delicious liquid and you’re good to go.  Lo and behold, a miracle happened the first time I tried this magic potion.  Half an hour later, I was sleeping like a baby and woke up feeling refreshed like a new-born with nowhere to go.  However, this solution was a one-trick pony.  The following night, this miracle sleep elixir had lost its shine and I was back to square one, looking pretty in my floral pyjamas but I couldn’t lure “sleep” into my bed.

A week later, a friend told me about guided sleep meditation videos on YouTube.  Ah yes, YouTube, the guru on all things wrong with this world.  I decided to give it a try.  I spruced myself up for sleep with YouTube splashed across my TV screen.  Let me tell you, the choices are plenty.  There are videos lasting just 15 minutes and guaranteed to put you to sleep but alas they hadn’t reckoned on me.  I am a tough cookie.  There are also videos that go on for about 1 1/2 hours but by the time I made it to 1/2 an hour, I threw off my blanket in irritation and switched it off.  I was wide-awake and sleep was nowhere to be found.

Finally, I read somewhere that deep breathing helps.  I decided to give this one a go.  What did I have to lose except that bug-eyed look from too little sleep.  I approached it cautiously.  I tried taking 5 deep breaths, each one slowly in through the nose and then out through the mouth.  The trick is to take your time breathing in and out.  After the fifth one, I felt myself relaxing.  Oops, something was definitely happening.  Next, I had to take five more breaths, this time breathe in through the nose, hold for five counts and release through the mouth.  After the third breath, hold and release, I could see my Prince of Sleep approaching slowly.  That night I slept like a well-fed baby.  I tried again the next night and again it sent me off to La La Land in no time at all.  Truthfully though, I have to add that it doesn’t work every night and some nights, it takes a little longer for sleep to appear but this method does work.  I followed this up with the dead man’s pose.  Taken from yoga, this has a propensity to totally relax you.  Here’s how it works.  Lay on your back on the floor or your bed, fully stretched out.  Let yourself go, first relaxing your feet, then your ankles and so on until you reach your head.  Work to let go of thoughts that enter your mind and reel it back in to your breathing.  Easier said then done but with practice, this is a sure fire way to catch some zzz’s.  So if you are like me, sleepless in bed or wherever you’re at, give these two methods a go.

Sleep deprivation or rather not sleeping enough is a big problem.  It affects your health significantly.  Sleep disorders have been linked to other factors such as stress, relationship problems, medical health conditions just to mention a few.  What I do know is that if not treated, this condition can cause memory problems, can affect job performance and cause problems in your relationship.  Some of the solutions I have stated above did not work for me but it might for you.  All I can say is give it a try, who knows it may just be the right remedy for you.

“Good night, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite.”

Chachi’s Night

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It was a night like any other or at least it started out that way. Chachi did his nighttime routine of eating, drinking, using the toilet and cleaning himself. All was calm in this household and I thought I was going to have a quiet and peaceful night. I thought wrong because the guy that wears the pants in this house had other plans!

First, he did the catwalk. Yes, the catwalk where he has this John Wayne stride and the only missing is his holster with the gun in it. I usually find it entertaining but not tonight. It went on and on. He would walk up to me, his back stretched out as he took one long stride after another and once he reached me, he would look me in the eye, rub his face against mine, do a turnaround and head to the other end of the bed. This went on and on and my patience was wearing thin.

Me: Chachi, stop that!

Chachi chuckles or what sounds like it but he wasn’t done yet.

Just as I was about to put him in his bed, he decides it is time for bed and for cuddle time with mommy. He pushes his back up against mine and stretches out for the night. Within minutes he is snoring and I mean SNORING! Cute but just a tad unsettling. I reach over and place a kiss on his head to reassure him that he is safe and he goes quiet.

Great! Time to get some rest. Just as I am dozing off and not three minutes later, Little Chachi decides he has had enough sleep and it’s time to play! He jumps off, goes to his toy basket, picks out the new stuffed bird I got him, the other one that tweets is gone now. At least, he’ll play quietly I thought. Well, I thought wrong. Chachi loves proving me wrong. He gets down on the floor with the poor frightened bird clutched between his paws and goes to town with it. It must be some sort of passive aggressive thing and if that bird had been alive, it wouldn’t have stood a chance against the onslaught. Within minutes, the stuffing was peeking out and he threw it aside as he jumped back on the bed and landed just inches from my face. I don’t know how he does that but he has got that down to a science, missing my face I mean.

ME: Are you ready for bed?

He grunts and plops down pushing his back paws under my back. Again, within minutes he was off in dreamland or wherever cats go in sleep. Half an hour later and having woken me up from sleep with a slight pat of the paws on the back of my head, he sits there staring at me. I swear he was grinning!

You guessed it. It was a very long night to say the least. I am thinking of getting some kind of “calm” spray to get him to settle down. The thing is, the little guy thinks he is king of the castle and he runs the roost and it might well be but I need my beauty sleep even if he doesn’t. He is beautiful enough as he is and did I mention as cute as a button? Well, he is. Now, if I can only get him to settle down and teach him that he’s not the BOSS, all would be well in my world. It will be a painstaking ritual and success might not be in the cards as far as that is concerned because “cuteness” knows it will be a losing battle!

Have an amazing day.

Sleep, Where Art Thou?

Ever laid awake all night and wondered why sleep is evading you?  If you have, you’re not alone.  Say hello to your comrade-in-arms.  It started several months ago.  Out of the blue, my sleepless nights appeared wearing bells and since then I go to bed with good intentions but alas, “sleep” is nowhere to be found.

After months of feeling like a walking zombie, I started looking for natural remedies for my sleep problems.  I tried yoga and did everything that was asked of me short of turning myself into a pretzel and although yoga helped to keep me pliable like warm taffy, it didn’t help me as far as sleep was concerned.  Next on my list was a warm cup of milk.  Sprinkle some turmeric, stir it around to turn it into a golden delicious liquid and you’re good to go.  Lo and behold, a miracle happened the first time I tried this magic potion.  Half an hour later, I was sleeping like a baby and woke up feeling refreshed like a new-born with nowhere to go.  However, this solution was a one-trick pony.  The following night, this miracle sleep elixir had lost its shine and I was back to square one, looking pretty in my floral pyjamas but I couldn’t lure “sleep” into my bed.

A week later, a friend told me about guided sleep meditation videos on YouTube.  Ah yes, YouTube, the guru on all things wrong with this world.  I decided to give it a try.  I spruced myself up for sleep with YouTube splashed across my TV screen.  Let me tell you, the choices are plenty.  There are videos lasting just 15 minutes and guaranteed to put you to sleep but alas they hadn’t reckoned on me.  I am a tough cookie.  There are also videos that go on for about 1 1/2 hours but by the time I made it to 1/2 an hour, I threw off my blanket in irritation and switched it off.  I was wide-awake and it was a sleep pooper.

Finally, I read somewhere that deep breathing helps.  I decided to give this one a go.  What did I have to lose except that bug-eyed look from too little sleep.  I approached it cautiously.  I tried taking 5 deep breaths, each one slowly in through the nose and then out through the mouth.  The trick is to take your time breathing in and out.  After the fifth one, I felt myself relaxing.  Oops, something was definitely happening.  Next, I had to take five more breaths, this time breathe in through the nose, hold for five counts and release through the mouth.  After the third breath, hold and release, I could see my Prince of Sleep approaching slowly.  That night I slept like a well-fed baby.  I tried again the next night and again it sent me off to La La Land in no time at all.  Truthfully though, I have to add that it doesn’t work every night and some nights, it takes a little longer for sleep to appear but this method does work.  I followed this up with the dead man’s pose.  Taken from yoga, this has a propensity to totally relax you.  Here’s how it works.  Lay on your back on the floor or your bed, fully stretched out.  Let yourself go, first relaxing your feet, then your ankles and so on until you reach your head.  Work to let go of thoughts that enter your mind and reel it back in to your breathing.  Easier said then done but with practice, this is a sure fire way to catch some zzz’s.  So if you are like me, sleepless in Germany or wherever you’re at, give these two methods a go.

Sleep deprivation or rather not sleeping enough is a big problem.  It affects your health significantly.  Sleep disorders have been linked to other factors such as stress, relationship problems, medical health conditions just to mention a few.  What I do know is that if not treated, this condition can cause memory problems, can affect job performance and cause problems in your relationship.  Some of the solutions I have stated did not work for me but it might for you.  All I can say is give it a try, who knows it may just be the right remedy for you.

“Good night, sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite.”