Good Vibes

It’s Sunday and it is raining out there. The sky is gray and the wind is blowing. The storm is refusing to take a hike and it is driving me up the wall! I came up with a great idea to pep up my mood and these hilarious quotes helped to do just that. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

“My advice to you is get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates

Yup, there are many philosophers out there.

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.” Rod Stewart

Hmm…..okay never mind!

“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” Dave Barry

I met several of those when my son was young and I had no book to go by.

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” Rodney Dangerfield.

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you!” Rita Mae Brown

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.” G. K Chesterton

“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.” George Carlin

“Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!” Charlie Brown

ME TOO!

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” W. C. Fields

“When in doubt, look intelligent.” Garrison Keillor

Have a great Sunday folks.