I thought this was funny.
On her first day at the retirement home, the new manager addressed all the seniors, highlighting her most important rule:
“The female sleeping quarters will be off-limits to all males, and likewise, the male dormitory will be off-limits to all females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
She continued:
“Anybody caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $60, and if you’re caught a third time, it will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this point, an older lady named Kathy stood up in the crowd and asked:
“How much is a season ticket?
Maybe old but not dead!
🤣🤣🤣
