I was waiting for this one, I mean for a genie to show up and grant whatever my heart desires. Oops, sorry, genies are not that generous, they grant a few wishes and not an unlimited amount. Why is that? Have you ever had a genie grant you a wish? Never? Me neither.
This is the time to take advantage and to ask for whatever I want right? Bummer! Nothing comes to mind. Rubbing Chachi’s head and thinking hard!
Ok, genie if you’re listening, I want that guy to show up.
What guy?
The one I’ve been dreaming of.
Hmm….keep rubbing Chachi’s head! He’s lost somewhere and I can’t help you there. Taking directions is not his thing and if you think you’re stubborn, wait till you meet him! That is if he finds his way to you but I’ll say keep on dreaming! Next wish please….
You’re no fun!
Fun is not part of my repertoire! I grant wishes not some impossible dream you’ve come up with. That guy doesn’t exist….next wish please.
You do have an attitude!
Try living in a lamp and let’s see how you feel!
Okay, let’s try this one. How about a happy life?
That’s another impossible dream where you’re concerned. Again my dear, you have no idea what “happy”means. Can’t do that either!
ENOUGH! Chachi, go get him!
Gladly mommy. I didn’t like the looks of him anyway. Come here guy…..I’m in the mood to play!
That was the end of the genie…..next time send me a genie that will play ball and not one that comes up with excuses!
