I thought this was hilarious!
Hello, police? Please hurry – send someone immediately! There’s a cat in my house!”
“I’m sorry, sir… did you say a cat?”
“Yes, a CAT! For heaven’s sake! Don’t you know what a cat is? It walked in and now it’s coming straight toward me!”
“Sir, I don’t quite understand. Are you sure you don’t mean an intruder? A burglar, perhaps?”
“Nooo! An actual cat! You know—meow! With fur! Are we on the same planet?!”
“Sir, even if the cat is approaching you, I’m not sure why this is a police matter.”
“Because it’s trying to kill me! And when I’m dead, this call will be Exhibit A!”
“A cat… is trying to kill you. Sir, may I ask who I’m speaking to?”
“This is Loreto.”
“Last name?”
“…the Parrot.”
🤣🤣🤣
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