It’s the start of another brand new week and what better way to get it going than with a bit of laughter. I found the jokes below hilarious and it certainly tickled my funny bone! Hope it lightens the load.
When women fall ill:
“It’s ok. I’m just a little tired.”
When men fall ill:
“Listen to me carefully woman, these are my last words.”
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Men used to say, “Why marry the cow when the milk is free?”
Ladies, these days I think the real question is: “Why take home the whole pig when all you want is a bit of sausage?”
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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says, “Smell this, it usually smells nice.”
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A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?”
The wife responds: “No, I will live with my sister.”
The wife asks: “Will you marry after I die?”
Husband: “No, I will also live with your sister.”
Guess who died first!!!
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I got all dewy-eyed when I saw my husband looking at our marriage certificate for half an hour. Then I found out he’s been searching for the expiry date!
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A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning.
“Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband: Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap the edges with a hammer.”
Five minutes later
Wife: “Computer really messed up now.”
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Have an amazing day.
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