Needed to share this one!
An elderly couple entered a burger joint……
… and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner.
The old man walked over to the counter and made an order for himself.
He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife.
Carefully, he counted all the fries and did the same.
He dipped two straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife.
The old lady began to eat her half of the burger while the people stared compassionately.
A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food.
The old woman replied, no, don’t bother. We just share everything.
People realised that the old man hadn’t eaten after a little while. He only watched as his wife ate.
So the same young man approached and repeated his offer.
This time, the old man spoke. No, no, it’s fine. We just share everything.
Then the young man said to the old man. What are you waiting for?
The old man looked up and said,
The teeth.
🤣🤣🤣
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