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LOL!

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Needed to share this one!

An elderly couple entered a burger joint……

… and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner.

The old man walked over to the counter and made an order for himself.

He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife.

Carefully, he counted all the fries and did the same.

He dipped two straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife.

The old lady began to eat her half of the burger while the people stared compassionately.

A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food.

The old woman replied, no, don’t bother. We just share everything.

People realised that the old man hadn’t eaten after a little while. He only watched as his wife ate.

So the same young man approached and repeated his offer.

This time, the old man spoke. No, no, it’s fine. We just share everything.

Then the young man said to the old man. What are you waiting for?

The old man looked up and said,

The teeth.

🤣🤣🤣

LOL!

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An elderly couple went to the doctors because they were concerned about memory loss. The doc put them through some tests. He told them they didn’t have to worry too much yet, but it would help if they wrote things down.

That afternoon they were sitting on the front porch enjoying the lovely June weather. The husband decides to get a bowl of ice cream and asks his wife if she would like one too.

She says, “ I would love a bowl of ice cream, but you better write it down.

“Naw – I don’t have to write it down. How would you like chocolate syrup with your ice cream?”

”I would love chocolate syrup, but you’d better write it down.”

“Don’t need to. How hard can it be? ice cream with chocolate syrup. How about nuts and whipped cream on top?”

“That sounds delicious. I’d love that, but you’d better write it down.”

”Nope. How hard can it be? Ice cream, chocolate syrup, nuts and whipped cream. I’ve got it.”

So he goes into the kitchen and she hears him rattling around for a bit. Pretty soon he comes out with two plates of bacon and eggs.

She says, “I told you to write it down. You forgot the toast!”

Looks like they are on the same wavelength! 🤣🤣🤣